








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1753 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,176 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1416 | 34% |
| Smokes | 733 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1048 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 979 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $648,481 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cfight ツ | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | TheKings449 | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | Kiri243 λ | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | David | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | liarMONSTA | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cfight ツ | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | TheKings449 | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | Kiri243 λ | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | David | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | liarMONSTA | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheKings449 | 4 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | liarMONSTA | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Kiri243 λ | 2 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | David | 179 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #2 | Kiri243 λ | 80 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | Cfight ツ | 51 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | TheKings449 | 45 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | liarMONSTA | 42 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheKings449 | +4.69 | 84 | 56 |
| #2 | Cfight ツ | +3.04 | 57 | 60 |
| #3 | Kiri243 λ | +1.95 | 89 | 71 |
| #4 | liarMONSTA | +0.58 | 81 | 56 |
| #5 | nVayo | +0.33 | 74 | 49 |





