








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
706 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,505 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 595 | 40% |
| Smokes | 281 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 442 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 187 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $198,150 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | 11is | 43% | 7 |
| #16 | bast1 | 33% | 3 |
| #17 | DynamiteLarry63 | 33% | 3 |
| #18 | mortinho | 33% | 3 |
| #19 | Mr.Smith ツ | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiri243 λ | 3 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | nVayo | 3 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | TheKings449 | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | CapriSonne | Kris | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Pole | 2 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiri243 λ | 82 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #2 | TheKings449 | 74 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Pole | 66 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | CapriSonne | Kris | 51 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | nVayo | 45 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheKings449 | +4.04 | 82 | 51 |
| #2 | Cfight ツ | +2.35 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | Pflücker | +2.03 | 54 | 66 |
| #4 | DynamiteLarry63 | +1.68 | 56 | 53 |
| #5 | Kiri243 λ | +0.87 | 89 | 80 |





