








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 714 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,462 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1592 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1616 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2722 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2532 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $516,153 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ツ Marc | trading <3 ツ | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | Kiri243 λ | 67% | 75 |
| #3 | Cfight ツ | 60% | 43 |
| #4 | nVayo | 60% | 30 |
| #5 | Mr.Smith ツ | 60% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiri243 λ | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | HowlyShiet | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Mr.Smith ツ | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Lari | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | nVayo | 3 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiri243 λ | 281 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | Mr.Smith ツ | 232 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | HowlyShiet | 174 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | ☯𝒀𝒖𝒎𝒊夕実 | 105 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Cfight ツ | 102 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheKings449 | +3.80 | 83 | 50 |
| #2 | Cfight ツ | +2.04 | 72 | 58 |
| #3 | Kiri243 λ | +1.97 | 89 | 75 |
| #4 | ツ Marc | trading <3 ツ | +1.55 | 65 | 70 |
| #5 | Mr.Smith ツ | +1.33 | 84 | 73 |





