








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1157 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1475 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1148 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 230 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 1142 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $270,988 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fours ☠️🖤 | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Cfight ツ | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | TheKings449 | 67% | 75 |
| #4 | nVayo | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | CB | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheKings449 | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | TRIZZE | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | aluu4 | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | nVayo | 2 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Cfight ツ | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRIZZE | 172 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | DaisyMirollin | 119 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #3 | TheKings449 | 104 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | aluu4 | 94 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Cfight ツ | 50 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheKings449 | +4.18 | 82 | 50 |
| #2 | Cfight ツ | +3.78 | 64 | 67 |
| #3 | aluu4 | +2.13 | 77 | 67 |
| #4 | Kiri243 λ | +1.76 | 89 | 72 |
| #5 | TRIZZE | +0.27 | 74 | 71 |





