








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2393 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,071 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3511 | 58% |
| Smokes | 221 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 1975 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 364 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $552,216 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 557 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | make | 60% | 47 |
| #2 | ciya | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | t | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | flowerss | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | Asuka | 47% | 295 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ricky dicky doo dah christmas | 21 | 0.0242 |
| #2 | Asuka | 19 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | make | 15 | 0.0165 |
| #4 | ciya | 14 | 0.0271 |
| #5 | sira | 11 | 0.0155 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asuka | 255 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #2 | Bronek | 117 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Divine | 103 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | ricky dicky doo dah christmas | 68 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | sira | 57 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Divine | +3.81 | 74 | 38 |
| #2 | ricky dicky doo dah christmas | +2.87 | 32 | 23 |
| #3 | Asuka | +2.59 | 48 | 26 |
| #4 | flowerss | +2.00 | 50 | 28 |
| #5 | make | +1.72 | 65 | 48 |





