








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 2,098 | |
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1022 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,405 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1243 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1160 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 977 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1025 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $292,824 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aeoN✪ | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | rezq | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | -Nexus- | 60% | 20 |
| #4 | schjerv | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | West | 54% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | West | 54% | 28 |
| #6 | choker_necklace_girl | 48% | 21 |
| #7 | peter's advantage | 43% | 14 |
| #8 | CED | 29% | 7 |
| #9 | ngji | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Nexus- | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | schjerv | 2 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | West | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | West | 146 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #2 | -Nexus- | 117 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #3 | peter's advantage | 52 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | schjerv | 50 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | choker_necklace_girl | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Nexus- | +3.36 | 82 | 71 |
| #2 | schjerv | +1.14 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | rezq | +0.98 | 78 | 69 |
| #4 | West | +0.65 | 66 | 59 |
| #5 | ngji | +0.65 | 82 | 65 |





