








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2097 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1791 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1590 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1541 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $363,146 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 214 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | schjerv | 63% | 38 |
| #7 | CED | 63% | 32 |
| #8 | choker_necklace_girl | 62% | 111 |
| #9 | SvelaN | 58% | 55 |
| #10 | Lomax | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Nexus- | 407 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | choker_necklace_girl | 220 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | schjerv | 122 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lomax | 69 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | CED | 56 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Nexus- | +2.43 | 87 | 70 |
| #2 | peter's advantage | +2.23 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | schjerv | +1.69 | 83 | 63 |
| #4 | SvelaN | +1.48 | 77 | 59 |
| #5 | ngji | +1.05 | 80 | 62 |





