








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 270 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3060 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,045 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2896 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3980 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3293 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1876 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $689,700 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 324 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | remmle | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | gaakis | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Alison-uWu;) | 6 | 0.0126 |
| #4 | Sir.Smokealot | 6 | 0.0149 |
| #5 | Tomine<3 | 4 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alison-uWu;) | +4.84 | 58 | 29 |
| #2 | Tomine<3 | +3.06 | 70 | 54 |
| #3 | Thirimix Xolotnx | +2.45 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | Palutia | +1.88 | 73 | 68 |
| #5 | Snublefot | +1.65 | 57 | 42 |





