








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 528 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 122 matches | ||
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3047 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3959 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2924 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1085 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1884 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $859,743 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 475 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayeKaramba | 55% | 119 |
| #2 | Fluke | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | Shady | 54% | 37 |
| #4 | SEEZUNG | 51% | 77 |
| #5 | ALBRT | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NIELSR | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | SEEZUNG | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Shady | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Fluke | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | ALBRT | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SEEZUNG | 567 | 0.32 | 16 min |
| #2 | 4NG4MUSH | 386 | 0.33 | 10 min |
| #3 | ozjeh | 306 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #4 | ayeKaramba | 254 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Shady | 229 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SEEZUNG | +2.94 | 61 | 87 |
| #2 | 4NG4MUSH | +1.81 | 80 | 76 |
| #3 | Shady | +1.77 | 78 | 71 |
| #4 | LulU | +1.29 | 86 | 63 |
| #5 | Fluke | +1.13 | 39 | 74 |





