








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1590 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 607 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,620 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16432 | 41% |
| Smokes | 9140 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 10274 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3774 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $809,599 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 330 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kwakkakah | 61% | 49 |
| #2 | Whipp3d' | 56% | 116 |
| #3 | ozjeh | 56% | 424 |
| #4 | ayeKaramba | 56% | 317 |
| #5 | PuR1maN | 54% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | PuR1maN | 54% | 175 |
| #6 | 4NG4MUSH | 53% | 449 |
| #7 | Trealino | 51% | 304 |
| #8 | ceurm | 51% | 77 |
| #9 | Jax | 48% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jax | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | ozjeh | 2 | 0.0002 |
| #3 | Trealino | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | Whipp3d' | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | 4NG4MUSH | 1 | 0.0001 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4NG4MUSH | 3040 | 0.30 | 77 min |
| #2 | ozjeh | 1978 | 0.21 | 51 min |
| #3 | ayeKaramba | 725 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #4 | PuR1maN | 586 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #5 | Trealino | 491 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SEEZUNG | +2.39 | 61 | 85 |
| #2 | 4NG4MUSH | +1.74 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | ayeKaramba | +0.82 | 75 | 75 |
| #4 | Whipp3d' | -0.20 | 67 | 69 |
| #5 | ozjeh | -1.33 | 58 | 72 |





