








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 795 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 138 matches | ||
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3220 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,802 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2088 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1902 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3080 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1732 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $788,431 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 601 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Playoff Time | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | ۞T۞a۞r۞D۞i۞a۞N | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | NaChO | 57% | 149 |
| #4 | An7rax | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | Leitz | 50% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | NaChO | 57% | 149 |
| #4 | An7rax | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | Leitz | 50% | 60 |
| #6 | IronicalCynicism | 38% | 16 |
| #7 | sebbqq | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NaChO | 32 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | Leitz | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | ۞T۞a۞r۞D۞i۞a۞N | 3 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | sebbqq | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leitz | 232 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | NaChO | 115 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | An7rax | 29 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Playoff Time | 18 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | ۞T۞a۞r۞D۞i۞a۞N | 13 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Staub]Sauger👳🏿♂️👳🏿♂ | +2.01 | 76 | 61 |
| #2 | ۞T۞a۞r۞D۞i۞a۞N | +1.29 | 40 | 48 |
| #3 | NaChO | +0.57 | 36 | 44 |
| #4 | Leitz | -1.80 | 22 | 59 |
| #5 | An7rax | -2.96 | 54 | 57 |





