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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 99 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 157 | 25% |
| Smokes | 129 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 176 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 170 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $123,451 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zocka | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Leitz | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | [Staub]Sauger👳🏿♂️👳🏿♂ | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | NaChO | 41% | 29 |
| #5 | sebbqq | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Staub]Sauger👳🏿♂️👳🏿♂ | +3.15 | 69 | 68 |
| #2 | NaChO | -0.25 | 20 | 41 |
| #3 | Zocka | -0.89 | 47 | 87 |
| #4 | An7rax | -2.13 | 54 | 56 |
| #5 | Purgatxrial | -3.35 | 57 | 30 |





