








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1553 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,835 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 678 | 18% |
| Smokes | 935 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1488 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 734 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $686,812 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andHao | 51% | 104 |
| #2 | DickThunder | 49% | 124 |
| #3 | RhomiC | 48% | 149 |
| #4 | Preston | 46% | 80 |
| #5 | Dick | 45% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andHao | 51% | 104 |
| #2 | DickThunder | 49% | 124 |
| #3 | RhomiC | 48% | 149 |
| #4 | Preston | 46% | 80 |
| #5 | Dick | 45% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DickThunder | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | andHao | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | RhomiC | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Dick | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Preston | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RhomiC | 648 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #2 | andHao | 431 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #3 | DickThunder | 360 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Preston | 180 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Dick | 82 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Preston | +3.08 | 80 | 73 |
| #2 | andHao | +1.03 | 78 | 70 |
| #3 | RhomiC | +0.25 | 57 | 64 |
| #4 | PawPaw | -0.23 | 70 | 56 |
| #5 | DickThunder | -1.33 | 64 | 62 |





