








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 214 | 22% |
| Smokes | 298 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 228 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 251 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $170,681 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th0rSt3n | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | lucifer❤은채원 | 86% | 7 |
| #3 | Valepusch | 86% | 7 |
| #4 | Julien=Lost | 83% | 6 |
| #5 | hennyxx | 80% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Valepusch | 86% | 7 |
| #4 | Julien=Lost | 83% | 6 |
| #5 | hennyxx | 80% | 5 |
| #6 | eρı¢ | 80% | 5 |
| #7 | Trasha | 61% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trasha | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trasha | 82 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Valepusch | 46 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| #3 | hennyxx | 29 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #4 | lucifer❤은채원 | 21 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Julien=Lost | 16 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valepusch | +4.63 | 83 | 88 |
| #2 | eρı¢ | +2.66 | 79 | 53 |
| #3 | Th0rSt3n | +1.31 | 50 | 57 |
| #4 | Trasha | +1.27 | 67 | 67 |
| #5 | lucifer❤은채원 | +0.70 | 71 | 69 |





