








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2430 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,068 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2007 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2303 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2656 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1102 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,055,332 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 55gtower | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | Assi | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | Games and Animes <3 | 55% | 31 |
| #4 | Ämiksenkuningas | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | SuSu | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | jonzez | 48% | 27 |
| #10 | klaus | 46% | 35 |
| #11 | KenttäLapio | 46% | 114 |
| #12 | Rikuuz | 44% | 43 |
| #13 | Miuku | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ämiksenkuningas | 6 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | minipiggu | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | mahtiaasi | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Rikuuz | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Miuku | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KenttäLapio | 228 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Assi | 215 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #3 | Rikuuz | 192 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | Games and Animes <3 | 162 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #5 | MOPED CAR ON MY BACKYARD | 122 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Assi | +2.58 | 56 | 70 |
| #2 | mahtiaasi | +1.57 | 74 | 53 |
| #3 | klaus | +1.50 | 86 | 70 |
| #4 | Ämiksenkuningas | +1.33 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | jonzez | +1.23 | 61 | 54 |





