








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,473 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3944 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3710 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3122 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2697 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $589,783 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | staarmaakas | 55% | 83 |
| #2 | water | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | ruut | 53% | 92 |
| #4 | millu oy | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | Peoleo | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supreme leader | 6 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | seinahäkk.ee axel | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | 49kg male | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | ruut | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Georg Lauk | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruut | +2.73 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | Bonk coin | +2.16 | 74 | 61 |
| #3 | millu oy | +1.49 | 68 | 43 |
| #4 | vova | +1.12 | 71 | 62 |
| #5 | hapu | +0.93 | 73 | 77 |





