








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,898 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2798 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3473 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3065 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2562 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $304,066 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pupsti | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | water | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | staarmaakas | 60% | 35 |
| #4 | JusTiCe. | 58% | 52 |
| #5 | TuuR | 55% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Georg Lauk | 49% | 39 |
| #10 | Pls swipe right | 48% | 54 |
| #11 | supreme leader | 48% | 69 |
| #12 | 49kg male | 46% | 59 |
| #13 | seinahäkk.ee axel | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supreme leader | 12 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | vova | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | TuuR | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Georg Lauk | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | 49kg male | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vova | 343 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | TuuR | 152 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | supreme leader | 131 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Pls swipe right | 114 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bonk coin | 95 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pupsti | +5.76 | 64 | 84 |
| #2 | ruut | +2.37 | 79 | 71 |
| #3 | Bonk coin | +2.17 | 73 | 61 |
| #4 | vova | +1.08 | 73 | 63 |
| #5 | JusTiCe. | +0.15 | 64 | 72 |





