








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 422 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 344 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1842 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2153 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3600 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1619 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,399,963 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vova | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | staarmaakas | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Georg Lauk | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | ruut | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | seinahäkk.ee axel | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruut | +2.23 | 79 | 73 |
| #2 | staarmaakas | +0.88 | 67 | 66 |
| #3 | millu oy | +0.87 | 62 | 42 |
| #4 | vova | +0.57 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | johhaidipohhuidi | +0.46 | 77 | 56 |





