








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1781 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,626 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2692 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3056 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2681 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2197 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $712,809 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | staarmaakas | 55% | 55 |
| #2 | JusTiCe. | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | johhaidipohhuidi | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | Peoleo | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | ruut | 48% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 49kg male | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | vova | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | seinahäkk.ee axel | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | ruut | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Georg Lauk | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruut | +2.68 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | vova | +1.77 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | johhaidipohhuidi | +1.75 | 76 | 55 |
| #4 | hapu | +1.04 | 74 | 77 |
| #5 | staarmaakas | +0.73 | 67 | 68 |





