








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Renown | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,832 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2391 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1363 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1379 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1699 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $465,171 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | star | 71% | 28 |
| #2 | gz | 70% | 33 |
| #3 | Eno | 67% | 64 |
| #4 | JJAMZZ | 63% | 48 |
| #5 | KNN | 60% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | JJAMZZ | 63% | 48 |
| #5 | KNN | 60% | 48 |
| #6 | morgoth | 59% | 136 |
| #7 | amne ♥ | 53% | 91 |
| #8 | ✪ Lawid | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eno | 23 | 0.0186 |
| #2 | morgoth | 17 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | amne ♥ | 13 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | KNN | 11 | 0.0118 |
| #5 | gz | 5 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | morgoth | 635 | 0.24 | 17 min |
| #2 | amne ♥ | 397 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #3 | JJAMZZ | 263 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #4 | KNN | 213 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | Eno | 168 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | star | +2.82 | 88 | 53 |
| #2 | KNN | +2.45 | 91 | 72 |
| #3 | gz | +2.13 | 95 | 54 |
| #4 | morgoth | +1.72 | 81 | 65 |
| #5 | JJAMZZ | +1.53 | 85 | 59 |





