








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1318 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 321 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Renown | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6228 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7002 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4613 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5758 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5452 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,072,507 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2930 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eno | 68% | 71 |
| #2 | JJAMZZ | 66% | 76 |
| #3 | Suce1Ku | 60% | 48 |
| #4 | morgoth | 60% | 221 |
| #5 | amne ♥ | 59% | 272 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amne ♥ | 20 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | morgoth | 20 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Eno | 20 | 0.0144 |
| #4 | star | 13 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | JJAMZZ | 9 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amne ♥ | 1230 | 0.24 | 32 min |
| #2 | morgoth | 984 | 0.23 | 25 min |
| #3 | star | 328 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | JJAMZZ | 301 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | Eno | 199 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | star | +2.78 | 90 | 51 |
| #2 | KNN | +2.23 | 91 | 69 |
| #3 | gz | +1.60 | 94 | 56 |
| #4 | morgoth | +1.38 | 81 | 66 |
| #5 | amne ♥ | +0.85 | 88 | 67 |





