








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 466 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Renown | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9598 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7390 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4870 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 6328 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,634,759 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shuu | 61% | 70 |
| #2 | Eno | 60% | 102 |
| #3 | star | 60% | 265 |
| #4 | KNN | 59% | 272 |
| #5 | morgoth | 58% | 451 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | morgoth | 67 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | KNN | 39 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Eno | 24 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | star | 18 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | JJAMZZ | 9 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | morgoth | 2053 | 0.23 | 53 min |
| #2 | KNN | 1064 | 0.21 | 24 min |
| #3 | star | 548 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #4 | JJAMZZ | 431 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #5 | Suce1Ku | 375 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | star | +2.74 | 90 | 52 |
| #2 | gz | +2.22 | 93 | 58 |
| #3 | KNN | +2.11 | 91 | 71 |
| #4 | morgoth | +1.45 | 81 | 64 |
| #5 | amne ♥ | +1.16 | 88 | 70 |





