








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 587 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 111 matches | ||
| Renown | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




140 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9253 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,938 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9032 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8597 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4303 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 6006 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,380,860 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 889 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shuu | 66% | 50 |
| #2 | star | 60% | 291 |
| #3 | KNN | 60% | 221 |
| #4 | Suce1Ku | 59% | 136 |
| #5 | gz | 58% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eno | 55 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | amne ♥ | 50 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | KNN | 34 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | JJAMZZ | 22 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | star | 19 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amne ♥ | 2075 | 0.24 | 54 min |
| #2 | KNN | 899 | 0.21 | 20 min |
| #3 | JJAMZZ | 893 | 0.23 | 23 min |
| #4 | star | 583 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #5 | Suce1Ku | 575 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | star | +3.10 | 90 | 50 |
| #2 | gz | +1.91 | 91 | 57 |
| #3 | KNN | +1.86 | 91 | 72 |
| #4 | morgoth | +1.40 | 82 | 63 |
| #5 | amne ♥ | +1.18 | 87 | 71 |





