








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3492 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,682 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3200 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2232 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2746 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2504 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $998,382 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Incinerate | 54% | 229 |
| #7 | Ewsli. | 54% | 197 |
| #8 | kush blunts worth | 49% | 71 |
| #9 | Ne0n | 46% | 35 |
| #10 | The12thOne | 33% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keXo | 39 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Ewsli. | 22 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Incinerate | 14 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | ben | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Ne0n | 12 | 0.0184 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keXo | 532 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #2 | Incinerate | 437 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | ben | 292 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | Ewsli. | 288 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | Th0n | 195 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _BaasHaas_ | +4.84 | 90 | 73 |
| #2 | keXo | +2.71 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | Monkey D.Luffy | +1.34 | 72 | 56 |
| #4 | ben | +1.09 | 62 | 51 |
| #5 | Ne0n | +1.06 | 77 | 49 |





