








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
203 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 144 | 17% |
| Smokes | 361 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 129 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 191 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $44,800 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Winnie the tank | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | IVE AESPA GIDLE IU HANI | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | titaNic | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | 阿木 | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | 大日本帝國 | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | 大日本帝國 | 54% | 13 |
| #6 | BigBoss | 53% | 15 |
| #7 | automaTic | 52% | 21 |
| #8 | 98896446 | 50% | 2 |
| #9 | Steven | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 大日本帝國 | 1 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Steven | 1 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 大日本帝國 | 39 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | automaTic | 35 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | 阿木 | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | BigBoss | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | titaNic | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NKL | +3.92 | 48 | 60 |
| #2 | automaTic | +3.26 | 67 | 48 |
| #3 | 阿木 | +0.44 | 28 | 52 |
| #4 | 大日本帝國 | +0.13 | 60 | 47 |
| #5 | BigBoss | -1.36 | 32 | 32 |





