








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 471 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1085 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1311 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1675 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 994 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $734,216 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ماركو | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | blam. | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | sebbqq | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | IronicalCynicism | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Davelord ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blam. | +4.46 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | Davelord ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | +4.15 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | Nukezz | +3.95 | 77 | 53 |
| #4 | Taw | +2.98 | 76 | 49 |
| #5 | Masoj | -1.21 | 51 | 56 |





