








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 246 matches | ||
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4895 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5170 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6962 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5228 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6363 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,437,962 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 381 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gubbe | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | J'ket | 60% | 42 |
| #3 | Tzone | 59% | 61 |
| #4 | lurkuS | 59% | 102 |
| #5 | stulth | 57% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Nov | 510 | 0.31 | 15 min |
| #2 | lurkuS | 450 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #3 | Murha | 284 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | Tzone | 282 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #5 | Mohis | 269 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lurkuS | +4.69 | 81 | 82 |
| #2 | gubbe | +3.97 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | Mohis | +3.01 | 91 | 72 |
| #4 | J'ket | +2.87 | 85 | 59 |
| #5 | Tzone | +1.26 | 84 | 69 |





