








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1920 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1701 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 558 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 1139 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $597,387 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Sauna Ja Palju | 50% | 30 |
| #14 | tenho | 41% | 22 |
| #15 | vedivaan | 33% | 15 |
| #16 | mussu887 | 32% | 25 |
| #17 | OGGRANNY | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tilpis | 147 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | KelanFagiiri | 142 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | SamuBroidi | 126 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | ❤Costi❤ | 126 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | mussu887 | 98 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pantsiCSGO | +2.79 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | Plasen:( | +2.51 | 81 | 55 |
| #3 | Nuorikomea | +1.15 | 72 | 51 |
| #4 | 0mppu6 | +0.76 | 66 | 52 |
| #5 | tenho | +0.10 | 60 | 66 |





