








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 119 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2326 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,464 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3230 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3017 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2421 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2796 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $207,649 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1678 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HAXTON | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | ryad | 67% | 27 |
| #3 | craygroup | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Dracula | 56% | 45 |
| #5 | delRE | 53% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | delRE | 53% | 139 |
| #6 | infopeek | 50% | 128 |
| #7 | Good Boy | 47% | 15 |
| #8 | ✪ kas | 45% | 29 |
| #9 | Jappet | 43% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jappet | 21 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | infopeek | 20 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | delRE | 19 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Dracula | 6 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | ✪ kas | 3 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | delRE | 448 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | infopeek | 328 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Jappet | 284 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | craygroup | 154 | 0.38 | 3 min |
| #5 | ✪ kas | 95 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bid | +2.55 | 91 | 75 |
| #2 | ryad | +1.76 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | Dracula | +1.36 | 72 | 56 |
| #4 | ✪ kas | +1.29 | 71 | 75 |
| #5 | HAXTON | +1.06 | 69 | 63 |





