








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 300 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6269 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4368 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3405 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4396 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,351,603 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryad | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | craygroup | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Jore | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | ✪ ⓐⓡⓔ | 49% | 181 |
| #5 | delRE | 44% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Jore | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | ✪ ⓐⓡⓔ | 49% | 181 |
| #5 | delRE | 44% | 133 |
| #6 | infopeek | 43% | 74 |
| #7 | bid | 43% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | delRE | 24 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | infopeek | 16 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | bid | 14 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | ✪ ⓐⓡⓔ | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | ryad | 3 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ ⓐⓡⓔ | 643 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | delRE | 450 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | bid | 414 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #4 | infopeek | 205 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | craygroup | 171 | 0.39 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bid | +2.39 | 88 | 74 |
| #2 | ryad | +2.27 | 69 | 62 |
| #3 | Jappet | +0.35 | 64 | 72 |
| #4 | infopeek | -0.21 | 82 | 58 |
| #5 | delRE | -0.58 | 70 | 52 |





