








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 373 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 92 | 25% |
| Smokes | 96 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 114 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 71 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $62,625 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ YaBoyNiggWard♿ | 33% | 6 |
| #2 | XVW | 23% | 13 |
| #3 | mr.doom | 22% | 9 |
| #4 | vicke21 | 18% | 11 |
| #5 | Bärgarn˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | mr.doom | 22% | 9 |
| #4 | vicke21 | 18% | 11 |
| #5 | Bärgarn˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ | 17% | 6 |
| #6 | Lund1n | 0% | 2 |
| #7 | Aronsson | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ YaBoyNiggWard♿ | 2 | 0.0149 |
| #2 | vicke21 | 1 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Bärgarn˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ | 1 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | Aronsson | 1 | 0.0149 |
| #5 | Lund1n | 1 | 0.0263 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XVW | 23 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #2 | ✪ YaBoyNiggWard♿ | 23 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | mr.doom | 21 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bärgarn˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ | 14 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | Lund1n | 9 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bärgarn˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ | +6.25 | 93 | 61 |
| #2 | Lund1n | +1.21 | 63 | 32 |
| #3 | ✪ YaBoyNiggWard♿ | +1.19 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | XVW | +0.09 | 79 | 68 |
| #5 | Aronsson | -1.36 | 52 | 29 |





