








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
290 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 586 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 171 | 29% |
| Smokes | 200 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 33 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 182 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $45,061 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lund1n | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | mr.doom | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | XVW | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | Bärgarn˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | vicke21 | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | XVW | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | Bärgarn˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | vicke21 | 43% | 7 |
| #6 | ✪ YaBoyNiggWard♿ | 33% | 6 |
| #7 | Svanen | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bärgarn˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ | 3 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | XVW | 1 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | vicke21 | 1 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Lund1n | 1 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | Svanen | 1 | 0.0149 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bärgarn˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ | 71 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #2 | mr.doom | 41 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | XVW | 36 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | ✪ YaBoyNiggWard♿ | 22 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Lund1n | 20 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aronsson | +3.42 | 73 | 47 |
| #2 | Bärgarn˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ | +3.17 | 89 | 59 |
| #3 | Lund1n | +2.27 | 59 | 58 |
| #4 | XVW | +0.39 | 78 | 57 |
| #5 | ✪ YaBoyNiggWard♿ | +0.13 | 76 | 69 |





