










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 484 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5085 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2827 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4096 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3743 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4261 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,961,423 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 612 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GazzaJC | 50% | 30 |
| #2 | Gh0stye | 46% | 253 |
| #3 | ✪ iikaris | 45% | 255 |
| #4 | cali | 45% | 154 |
| #5 | harr | 43% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Gh0stye | 46% | 253 |
| #3 | ✪ iikaris | 45% | 255 |
| #4 | cali | 45% | 154 |
| #5 | harr | 43% | 46 |
| #6 | ikkinori-senpai | 42% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gh0stye | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | ✪ iikaris | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | cali | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | ikkinori-senpai | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | GazzaJC | 3 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ iikaris | 650 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #2 | cali | 264 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | ikkinori-senpai | 160 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | GazzaJC | 156 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #5 | Gh0stye | 150 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ikkinori-senpai | +0.76 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | Jesseo | +0.73 | 57 | 59 |
| #3 | Gh0stye | +0.23 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | harr | -0.22 | 56 | 51 |
| #5 | ✪ iikaris | -0.28 | 71 | 62 |





