








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,471 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2701 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2092 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1931 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 747 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $450,772 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1mBa0 | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | KalteN | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Apothysis | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | HunkeN | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | PeppeK | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1mBa0 | 549 | 0.30 | 15 min |
| #2 | Apothysis | 257 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | PeppeK | 213 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | fRED | 200 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | HunkeN | 199 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pewpew | +3.74 | 90 | 77 |
| #2 | Ziraah | +3.69 | 92 | 61 |
| #3 | Apothysis | +1.53 | 74 | 80 |
| #4 | fRED | +1.27 | 81 | 65 |
| #5 | KalteN | -0.28 | 61 | 55 |





