








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 859 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Esplay | 29 matches | 1,973 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 175 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3967 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4728 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3519 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4179 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2964 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $833,965 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apothysis | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | Ziraah | 61% | 62 |
| #3 | Jc | 56% | 71 |
| #4 | TAANKEEN | 55% | 132 |
| #5 | T1mBa0 | 54% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlipP | 725 | 0.24 | 18 min |
| #2 | T1mBa0 | 412 | 0.30 | 12 min |
| #3 | TAANKEEN | 271 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Jc | 252 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Ziraah | 156 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ziraah | +3.24 | 92 | 57 |
| #2 | Apothysis | +2.43 | 76 | 79 |
| #3 | Jc | +1.98 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | fRED | +1.40 | 80 | 67 |
| #5 | TAANKEEN | +1.11 | 76 | 60 |





