








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 450 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Esplay | 13 matches | 1,934 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4375 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,039 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3859 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3514 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4440 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3226 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $848,237 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 825 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KalteN | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | PeppeK | 67% | 24 |
| #3 | Ziraah | 63% | 101 |
| #4 | fRED | 63% | 46 |
| #5 | chirre | 59% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ziraah | +3.86 | 93 | 61 |
| #2 | David | +3.17 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | fRED | +2.62 | 87 | 65 |
| #4 | Apothysis | +2.16 | 75 | 80 |
| #5 | Rocksteady | +0.97 | 73 | 82 |





