








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1536 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 490 matches | ||
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Esplay | 44 matches | 1,966 | |
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9343 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7245 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6853 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6107 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4865 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,252,733 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 574 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Vanth | 47% | 73 |
| #14 | CCat | 46% | 173 |
| #15 | Ólur | 44% | 62 |
| #16 | mausa | 38% | 45 |
| #17 | Díomách Opal | 38% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SyotoS | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | mausa | 9 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | CCat | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Dirt | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Díomách Opal | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Díomách Opal | +1.92 | 85 | 52 |
| #2 | Shooᶦˢ | +1.67 | 86 | 62 |
| #3 | ZODi™ | +1.58 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | TicKz #Silverspray | +1.03 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | ma0 | +0.84 | 67 | 60 |





