








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 124 matches | ||
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5479 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,506 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6656 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4929 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3557 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4364 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,526,972 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 712 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frankyyy* | +2.50 | 76 | 56 |
| #2 | FueL | +1.65 | 55 | 75 |
| #3 | Shindy mein lieber | -0.12 | 69 | 64 |
| #4 | Crackforest | -0.72 | 46 | 56 |
| #5 | Charles P. Scene | -1.36 | 41 | 63 |





