








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2091 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,928 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1487 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1189 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2254 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 998 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,058,545 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Charles P. Scene | 40% | 315 |
| #4 | FueL | 39% | 82 |
| #5 | Crackforest | 36% | 244 |
| #6 | Whackforest | 36% | 140 |
| #7 | frankyyy* | 30% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charles P. Scene | 27 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | FueL | 25 | 0.0171 |
| #3 | frankyyy* | 10 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Crackforest | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Flamongo | 4 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charles P. Scene | 519 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #2 | FueL | 328 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #3 | frankyyy* | 233 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | Crackforest | 179 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | Whackforest | 91 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frankyyy* | +6.35 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | Flamongo | +6.19 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | FueL | +3.99 | 48 | 79 |
| #4 | Crackforest | +0.23 | 55 | 54 |
| #5 | Charles P. Scene | -0.54 | 45 | 65 |





