








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1330 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2026 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1691 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1262 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1502 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $475,705 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | tappo nugetti | 35% | 23 |
| #16 | Jokke | 33% | 27 |
| #17 | stemu | 27% | 15 |
| #18 | Blade of Saeldor | 24% | 17 |
| #19 | Timbalandz | 19% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PSOTY | 8 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | irppa | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Natzku☂ | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Skillih | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | M8 | 3 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Natzku☂ | 313 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Khasq | 207 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | PSOTY | 196 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | irppa | 142 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Skillih | 106 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Natzku☂ | +4.14 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | Kakkanen | +2.42 | 75 | 79 |
| #3 | PSOTY | +1.96 | 79 | 70 |
| #4 | NuGzMeister | +1.63 | 58 | 66 |
| #5 | stemu | +1.49 | 81 | 59 |





