








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4407 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3403 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2304 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3186 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,069,037 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 197 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TomTom | 65% | 197 |
| #2 | nuhs paL | 59% | 265 |
| #3 | XerG | 54% | 191 |
| #4 | SneakyThi3f | 53% | 172 |
| #5 | jLD31 | 51% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | SneakyThi3f | 53% | 172 |
| #5 | jLD31 | 51% | 37 |
| #6 | TheWalrusOfDoom | 50% | 32 |
| #7 | Based | 49% | 76 |
| #8 | ChrisTillClear | 48% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuhs paL | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | TomTom | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | XerG | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Based | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | jLD31 | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuhs paL | 1053 | 0.20 | 34 min |
| #2 | TomTom | 993 | 0.25 | 25 min |
| #3 | XerG | 241 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | SneakyThi3f | 240 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | Based | 145 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuhs paL | +3.47 | 87 | 75 |
| #2 | TomTom | +2.31 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | XerG | +1.37 | 81 | 56 |
| #4 | Gok | +1.23 | 67 | 61 |
| #5 | jLD31 | -3.06 | 39 | 34 |





