








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 574 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,369 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5775 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3969 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1392 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 3233 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $977,805 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1609 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChrisTillClear | 71% | 38 |
| #2 | HIKAN444VVORTIC | 71% | 24 |
| #3 | Gok | 65% | 197 |
| #4 | Clam | 61% | 38 |
| #5 | nuhs paL | 59% | 306 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuhs paL | 15 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Gok | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Based | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Clam | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Dhuran | 3 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuhs paL | 1106 | 0.18 | 35 min |
| #2 | Gok | 542 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | Clam | 207 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #4 | Based | 192 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | SneakyThi3f | 171 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuhs paL | +3.50 | 89 | 75 |
| #2 | TomTom | +2.41 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | HIKAN444VVORTIC | +2.12 | 85 | 48 |
| #4 | XerG | +0.51 | 78 | 54 |
| #5 | Gok | +0.42 | 69 | 61 |





