








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2393 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2019 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2423 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1056 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1587 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,619,245 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TomTom | 58% | 114 |
| #2 | ChrisTillClear | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | Gok | 53% | 172 |
| #4 | jLD31 | 53% | 36 |
| #5 | nuhs paL | 52% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | jLD31 | 53% | 36 |
| #5 | nuhs paL | 52% | 185 |
| #6 | XerG | 48% | 85 |
| #7 | Based | 45% | 76 |
| #8 | Dhuran | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuhs paL | 14 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Gok | 10 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Based | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | TomTom | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ChrisTillClear | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuhs paL | 789 | 0.21 | 26 min |
| #2 | Gok | 631 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #3 | TomTom | 591 | 0.26 | 14 min |
| #4 | Based | 152 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | XerG | 100 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuhs paL | +4.27 | 87 | 76 |
| #2 | TomTom | +3.15 | 85 | 66 |
| #3 | Gok | +1.40 | 63 | 62 |
| #4 | XerG | +1.13 | 82 | 56 |
| #5 | SneakyThi3f | -1.96 | 71 | 49 |





