








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4131 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,919 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1843 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2646 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2706 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2724 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,178,179 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | SneakyThi3f | 48% | 85 |
| #11 | Majorpayne | 47% | 32 |
| #12 | Clam | 44% | 32 |
| #13 | Based | 41% | 64 |
| #14 | jLD31 | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gok | 638 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | nuhs paL | 555 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #3 | TomTom | 463 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #4 | Based | 166 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Clam | 165 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuhs paL | +3.10 | 87 | 74 |
| #2 | XerG | +2.78 | 84 | 57 |
| #3 | Jimothy | +2.30 | 68 | 22 |
| #4 | sleepy | +1.68 | 64 | 61 |
| #5 | TomTom | +1.56 | 81 | 62 |





