








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2885 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,127 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 859 | 21% |
| Smokes | 740 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1198 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1330 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $959,165 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LHM | 62% | 82 |
| #2 | Frazzle247 | 54% | 230 |
| #3 | Jack | 52% | 330 |
| #4 | joshydude101 | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | Harrison | 48% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Jack | 52% | 330 |
| #4 | joshydude101 | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | Harrison | 48% | 149 |
| #6 | k4h | 46% | 117 |
| #7 | The Cynical Wanderer | 45% | 234 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Cynical Wanderer | 32 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Jack | 26 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | LHM | 12 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Frazzle247 | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Harrison | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frazzle247 | 385 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | The Cynical Wanderer | 368 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | LHM | 131 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jack | 107 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | Harrison | 84 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LHM | +6.54 | 68 | 47 |
| #2 | Frazzle247 | +5.99 | 57 | 51 |
| #3 | joshydude101 | +0.12 | 48 | 37 |
| #4 | XxSCARHx | +0.08 | 30 | 30 |
| #5 | Jack | -0.67 | 24 | 15 |





