








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3041 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,000 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 379 | 13% |
| Smokes | 869 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1058 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 694 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,008,460 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LHM | 64% | 80 |
| #2 | Frazzle247 | 53% | 274 |
| #3 | XxSCARHx | 52% | 330 |
| #4 | joshydude101 | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | The Cynical Wanderer | 48% | 267 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | XxSCARHx | 52% | 330 |
| #4 | joshydude101 | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | The Cynical Wanderer | 48% | 267 |
| #6 | Harrison | 46% | 184 |
| #7 | k4h | 46% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Cynical Wanderer | 33 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Frazzle247 | 16 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | LHM | 12 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Harrison | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | XxSCARHx | 8 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frazzle247 | 425 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | The Cynical Wanderer | 417 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | Harrison | 179 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | LHM | 130 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | XxSCARHx | 114 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LHM | +6.94 | 67 | 48 |
| #2 | Frazzle247 | +5.88 | 58 | 48 |
| #3 | joshydude101 | -0.08 | 49 | 38 |
| #4 | XxSCARHx | -0.15 | 30 | 33 |
| #5 | Jack | -0.44 | 25 | 18 |





