








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 969 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 631 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




93 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6027 | 19% |
| Smokes | 7476 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8506 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 8926 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,518,838 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1253 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | csMommy | 48% | 111 |
| #7 | Chicken Box | 46% | 121 |
| #8 | DanteInferno | 46% | 113 |
| #9 | xlFezZ | 44% | 349 |
| #10 | pillepaudi | 41% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xlFezZ | 868 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #2 | Kessi ❄♛ | 660 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #3 | Chicken Box | 541 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #4 | pillepaudi | 247 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | HANDSOME-HARRIE | 131 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tony Montana | +3.11 | 71 | 58 |
| #2 | pillepaudi | +1.31 | 62 | 66 |
| #3 | Kessi ❄♛ | +1.16 | 45 | 66 |
| #4 | ☜Der Joshi☞ | +0.70 | 33 | 50 |
| #5 | Reaper.720 | +0.13 | 66 | 30 |





