








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,068 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1506 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1801 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1507 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1254 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $442,814 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Pikačū | 45% | 20 |
| #10 | Planty | 44% | 18 |
| #11 | FunnyV_46 | 43% | 21 |
| #12 | TheJanitor | 40% | 10 |
| #13 | avossviesturs | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FunnyV_46 | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Pikačū | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | r1 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Planty | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | avossviesturs | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1 | 50 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | Pikačū | 39 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | FunnyV_46 | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | ingots | 33 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Taykiw | 29 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toxic Cracker | +2.97 | 54 | 63 |
| #2 | r1 | +1.66 | 82 | 57 |
| #3 | FunnyV_46 | +1.43 | 83 | 66 |
| #4 | Karlisons | +1.43 | 62 | 73 |
| #5 | avossviesturs | +0.31 | 58 | 34 |





