








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3031 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2564 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2366 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1598 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2036 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,163,875 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 99 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teukka | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | Kepa(kko?) | 69% | 39 |
| #3 | Meluksli | 63% | 46 |
| #4 | pigm8 | 61% | 59 |
| #5 | Niemisto | 59% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | e m m e (<3) | 58% | 209 |
| #7 | Hamtaro | 58% | 36 |
| #8 | RAAKA-Arska | 58% | 211 |
| #9 | sphiNx | 50% | 24 |
| #10 | jarpez | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e m m e (<3) | 13 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | RAAKA-Arska | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Niemisto | 9 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e m m e (<3) | 705 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | RAAKA-Arska | 693 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #3 | Niemisto | 290 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | pigm8 | 188 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Meluksli | 133 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meluksli | +3.00 | 73 | 69 |
| #2 | meistern | +2.10 | 83 | 67 |
| #3 | pigm8 | +1.20 | 87 | 56 |
| #4 | RAAKA-Arska | +0.46 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | e m m e (<3) | -0.29 | 78 | 54 |





