








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 670 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 238 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1331 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1821 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1431 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1516 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,407,061 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 433 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙋 𝙧 1 𝙘 𝙠 𝙇 𝙮 𝙮 𝙮 ™ | 86% | 56 |
| #2 | DarkLegacy | 78% | 93 |
| #3 | Pleb | 78% | 40 |
| #4 | p4ntiez | 76% | 21 |
| #5 | D3ATHKeeper | 75% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | nashc | 70% | 54 |
| #8 | Schalkie | 68% | 19 |
| #9 | ymcmb | 64% | 22 |
| #10 | Fizza | 60% | 60 |
| #11 | Mage | 57% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nashc | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | DarkLegacy | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Fizza | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Mage | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | 𝙋 𝙧 1 𝙘 𝙠 𝙇 𝙮 𝙮 𝙮 ™ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarkLegacy | 380 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | 𝙋 𝙧 1 𝙘 𝙠 𝙇 𝙮 𝙮 𝙮 ™ | 272 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #3 | nashc | 190 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | InSAniTy | 176 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | Fizza | 166 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InSAniTy | +4.49 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | 𝙋 𝙧 1 𝙘 𝙠 𝙇 𝙮 𝙮 𝙮 ™ | +4.31 | 90 | 72 |
| #3 | D3ATHKeeper | +2.76 | 83 | 74 |
| #4 | s1lver | +2.44 | 69 | 48 |
| #5 | DarkLegacy | +1.59 | 82 | 64 |





